Brooks Nader is 23 and I'm the Sultan of Brunei

I saw a story that was absolutely gushing about the newest Sports Illustrated model named Brooks Nader. The story said she was 23 but it also named George "Goober" Lindsey as the man who was on the grassy knoll that shot John F Kennedy so I'm not really sure they can be trusted. 23? C'mon man, I'm willing to believe almost anything an attractive woman tells me but don't assume I'm an idiot, I mean let's get real. Look if it makes you feel any better I don't care if you're 203 but don't make things worse by lying, especially since it's so unnecessary.